there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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