I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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