worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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