The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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