why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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