her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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