oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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