The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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