That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
