Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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