Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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