Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
