I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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