It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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