just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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