hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
