Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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