Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
