Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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