i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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