i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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