I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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