I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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