i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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