I need help removing her.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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