im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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