I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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