i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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