I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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