party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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