He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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