I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
