i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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