So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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