I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
