So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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