My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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