4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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