I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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