Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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