you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Randomize
