dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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