i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
