Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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