Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
worst night to have a conscience
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
