yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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