...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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