just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
