$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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