She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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