I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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